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  Cartoon Law Amendment D...
• A sharp object will always propel a character upward.
  When poked (usually in the buttocks) with a sharp object (usually a pin), a character will defy gravity by shooting straight up, with great velocity....
• The laws of object permanence are nullified for "cool" characters.
  Characters who are intended to be "cool" can make previously nonexistent objects appear from behind their backs at will....
• Gerry Ferraro expects a "nasty, personal campaign." Oh, we bet she's just saying that so we'll pay attention.
  Before this country adopts a balanced budget constitutional amendment it should find out how much more that would throw the budget out of balance....
• Mike and Keith are playing golf one hot Sunday afternoon.
  While approaching the sixteenth hole, they notice an old golfer teeing up by himself....
• Gravity is transmitted by slow-moving waves of large wavelengths.
  Their operation can be wittnessed by observing the behavior of a canine suspended over a large vertical drop....
• Dynamite is spontaneously generated in "C-spaces" (spaces in which cartoon laws hold).
  The process is analogous to steady-state theories of the universe which postulated that the tensions involved in maintianing a space would cause the creation of hydrogen from nothing....
• How many Reaganists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Ten. One to deny that the bulb is burned out, one to clarify the denial "The bulb is really just dim", one to blame the bulb burning out on the Carter-Mondale administration, one to blame the bulb burning out on the Congress, one to ask for a constitutional amendment that will prohibit bulbs burning out, one to replace the bulb with a kerosene lamp, one to borrow money from the Japanese to pay for the kerosene, one former Reaganist to lobby his old colleagues for a special favor for the kerosene importer, one to cash the check for investing in the kerosene importer, one to send the bill to the next generation....