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• Question anything that starts "Obviously...
• Question Authority - ask me anything!
• There once was an career aggie who was well into his 12th year at A&M.
  His father, an arch-supporting alumni, was growing tired of his son not having graduated yet....
• A YOUNG LADY AMERICAN TOURIST IN EDINBURGH APPROACHES AN ELDER SCOTSMAN ŠAND SAYS, "fORGIVE ME FOR ASKING SUCH A PERSONAL QUESTION, BUT I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED--IS ANYTHING WORN UNDER THE KILT?
  HE REPLIES, "NAY, LASSIE--GOOD AS EVER....
• Q:" How many Kentuckians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" All of them. "A:" 20 - One to hold the bulb, 4 to hold the chair up, and 15 to drink moonshine until the room starts turning around....
• Question Authority.
• If you EXPECT sense you obviously lack it.
• Question Authority, and the Authorities will question you
• An English tourist is on holiday in a Cornish village when he spots what is obviously the village idiot sitting next to the horse trough.
  In his hand is an old stick, and tied to the end is a piece of string which is dangling in the water....