This guy dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter mees him at the pearly gates
and tells him to join a group of other newcomers to get the 10 cent tour.
After checking out a few rooms on the first floor, they get into an
elevator to see the rest of the place. As they get in, St. Peter tells
them to be especially quiet as they go by the 5 th floor. On the way
back down he warns them again to be very quiet as they go by the 5 th
floor. When they get to the street floor, our guy asks, 'why do we
have to be so quiet when we go by the 5 th floor?'. St. Peter replies
'that's where the Baptists are and they think they're the only ones here'!
and tells him to join a group of other newcomers to get the 10 cent tour.
After checking out a few rooms on the first floor, they get into an
elevator to see the rest of the place. As they get in, St. Peter tells
them to be especially quiet as they go by the 5 th floor. On the way
back down he warns them again to be very quiet as they go by the 5 th
floor. When they get to the street floor, our guy asks, 'why do we
have to be so quiet when we go by the 5 th floor?'. St. Peter replies
'that's where the Baptists are and they think they're the only ones here'!
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