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• Q: What was Helen Keller's dog's name? A: Huuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmth!
• Q: What drove Helen Keller insane? A: She tried to read a stucco wall.
• Q: What did Helen Keller do when she fell off the cliff? A: She screamed her fingers off.
• Peewee's favorite song: 'Beat it'
• WHY CAN'T HELEN KELLER HAVE BABIES? BECAUSE SHE'S DEAD
• Peewee's favorite song: 'All by myself'
• Q: HOW DID HELEN KELLER BURN HER FACE? A: BOBBING FOR FRENCH FRIES.
  Q: HOW DID HELEN KELLER BURN HER FINGERS? A: READING HER WAFFLE IRON....
• What's red and green and goes one thousand miles an hour?
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• Q: Why did Helen Keller go crazy? A: She tried to read a sheet of sandpaper.