I met this gal in a bar, and one thing lead to another... I said, "Let's go
back to my place." She said, "Oh, do you have cable?" I said, "No...But I have
some old ropes that should hold just fine..."
back to my place." She said, "Oh, do you have cable?" I said, "No...But I have
some old ropes that should hold just fine..."
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