A girl was in the shower she saw her mom's tits, and she asked when she would
get some like hers. The mom replied that when she was 16, she would get tits.
Later that day the girl took a shower with her dad. She asked what his penis
was, and he told her that it was a dick. The girl paused asking her dad when
she would get a dick, and the dad answered as soon as your mother left!
get some like hers. The mom replied that when she was 16, she would get tits.
Later that day the girl took a shower with her dad. She asked what his penis
was, and he told her that it was a dick. The girl paused asking her dad when
she would get a dick, and the dad answered as soon as your mother left!
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