"I know a Girl that doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't swear, goes to bed
early, and isn't thinking about sex all the time." "Hey, that's great." "Yes,
I know, and, you know, tomorrow she'll be five years old."
early, and isn't thinking about sex all the time." "Hey, that's great." "Yes,
I know, and, you know, tomorrow she'll be five years old."
Related:
- An astronomer on an extended lecture tour became weary of delivering the
same lecture night after night.
He confided this state of mind to his chauffeur as... - Okay, here 'tis, boys and girls. After many seconds of intense thought,
I have devised the definitive, and in fact the Official... - MARCH ON THE HICKS
The HICKS:
The Homebound Investigative Curmudgeon Knockout
Syndrome.
Last week, my fellow Marchers, we set the cadence.... - A college student picked up his date at her parents home.
He'd scraped together every cent he had to take her... - WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN
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"I'm going fishing."
Really means.
"I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and... - ENTER DATA, ENAMORATA
Back into the fray.
Thanks to all who sent along best wishes at the outset of my
vacation.
Now, as you rejoin the ranks and the column moves out... - ENTER DATA, ENAMORATA
Back into the fray.
Thanks to all who sent along best wishes at the outset of my
vacation.
Now, as you rejoin the ranks and the column moves out... - She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite... - SPOKE NOW, OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PACE
Sometimes, when I’m scouting up ahead for The March,
I discover more than I wanted to know. My job:...
