A computer engineer, a systems analyst, and a programmer were driving down
a mountain when the brakes gave out. they screamed down the mountain,
gaining speed, and finally managed to grind to a halt, more by luck than
anything else, just inches from a thousand foot drop to jagged rocks. They
all got out of the car.
The computer engineer said, "I think I can fix it."
The systems analyst said, "No, I think we should take it into
town and have a specialist look at it."
The programmer said, "Ok, but first I think we should get back
in and see if it does it again."
a mountain when the brakes gave out. they screamed down the mountain,
gaining speed, and finally managed to grind to a halt, more by luck than
anything else, just inches from a thousand foot drop to jagged rocks. They
all got out of the car.
The computer engineer said, "I think I can fix it."
The systems analyst said, "No, I think we should take it into
town and have a specialist look at it."
The programmer said, "Ok, but first I think we should get back
in and see if it does it again."
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