Not A Joke, But A Humorous Ditty I Heard From Some Guys In An Engineering Fraternity (to The Best Of My Recollection)
Not a joke, but a humorous ditty I heard from some guys in an
engineering fraternity (to the best of my recollection):
I'll do it phonetically:
ee to the ex dee ex,
ee to the why dee why,
sine x, cosine x,
natural log of y,
derivative on the left
derivative on the right
fight! fight! fight!
Other cheers: E to the x dx dy radical transcendental pi secant cosine tangent sine 3.
14159 2.71828 come on folks let's integerate!! ---------- E to the i dx dy E to y dy cosine secant log of pi disintegrate em RPI !...
WHY ASK WHY?? (Two guys sitting at a bar, asking each other strange questions.
After each question, answer appears on screen. Ladies, PLEASE don't flame me too much for this one....
I will fight for your right to your wrong opinion.
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The guy gets on a bus and starts threatening everybody
I'll integrate you! I'll differentiate you!!!" So everybody gets scared and runs away....
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