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  Shhhh! "This jock walked into a bar on night.." "Hey buddy"....
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  But that's nothing new. We usually tried to miss him when he was on it, too....
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  .."I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first....
• NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE To the citizens of the United States of America
  In the light of your failure to elect a President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today....
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  ..she has an uncanny way of standing between me and the television screen....
• The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field.
  While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout....