My Girlfriend Always Laughs During Sex - No Matter What She's Reading.
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My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.
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... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over....
How would you like to come back to my place for a hamburger and some sex?
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So what's the matter with MY taglines?
What happened to your girlfriend, that really cute math student?
"She no longer is my girlfriend. I caught her cheating on me....
What is the difference between erotic sex and kinky sex?
During erotic sex you use a feather, during kinky sex you use the whole chicken....
A physicist, a mathematician and a computer scientist discuss what is bette
a wife or a girlfriend. The physicist: "A girlfriend....
A fellow had been stranded on an island since he was a young boy.
One day a girl washed up on the beach. They got to talking, and she asked, "How have you managed to survive?...