Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
- CHURCH BLOOPERS:
Wednesday at 7:30 there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers
All wishing to become Little Mothers, please meet with the minister in his study....
- Church Bulletin Bloopers
1. "Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be
Proceeds will be used to cripple children." 2. "Ushers will eat latecomers....
- Church Bulletin Bloopers ...
** The Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be
Proceeds will be used to cripple children. ** Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10....
- KFC and the Pope
After watching sales falling off for three straight months at Kentucky Fried
Chicken, the Colonel calls up the Pope and asks for a favor.
The Pope says, "What can I do?" The Colonel says, "I need you to change the daily prayer from, 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken'....
- Remember: Don't send to me and rec.humor at the same time.
Try to wait. From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flag...
- The Pilot's Prayer
Oh controller, who sits in tower
Hallowed be thy sector.
Thy traffic come, thy instructions be done On the ground as they are in the air....
- Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
- He who fart in church, sit in pew
- Man who farts in church, sits in own pew.