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  Proceeds will be used to cripple children. ** Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10....
• Church Bulletin Bloopers 1. "Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled.
  Proceeds will be used to cripple children." 2. "Ushers will eat latecomers....
• CHURCH BLOOPERS: Wednesday at 7:30 there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club.
  All wishing to become Little Mothers, please meet with the minister in his study....
• A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
• CAUTION: Dangerous and off Medicatio
• Armed, dangerous, and off my medication.
• The fewer the words, the better the prayer.
• Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter walks in.
  Child: Mother, where do babies come from? Mom...
• Q: What does a Jewish wife make for supper? A: Reservations!