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• Classified Ad Mistakes The following are actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers.
  Illiterate? Write today for free help. Auto Repair Service....
• As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the cartoons and comic strip
  -Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered....
• Desk: A very large wastebasket with drawers.
• As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the cartoons and comic strip
  -Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered....
• From: hack@bellboy.UUCP (Greg Hackney) Subject: U2 the rocket dog Date
  25 Jun 88 01:22:59 GMT A true story... There is this very large lovable dog who is named "U2" because he is always flying over the fence like a rocket....
• A true story... There is this very large lovable dog who is named "U2" because he is always flying over the fence like a rocket.
  A lady was showing a couple around her garage sale, when U2 jumps over the fence and wanders into the garage....
• A table of contents has no drawers.
• Suitable for Farm Animals & Household Appliances.
• From ph@uowcsa.oz.au Mon Dec 12 20:53:34 1988 Flag
  000000000000 From: ph@uowcsa.oz.au (Phillip Herring) Subjec...