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• As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the cartoons and comic strip
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• As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the cartoons and comic strip
  -Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered....
• Q: What do you get if you cross a bird with a magician? A: A flying sorcerer.
• Ever since I was a young boy, Megabogue I've sprayed phones in the mall.
  Brick Wall Painter" From Footscray to Beaumaris Pommy I must have sprayed them all....
• What do you get if you cross a Smurf and a whore? A little blue focker about this high.
• Silly Magician, Tricks are for Hooke
• For some Reason, reality is an illusion.
• Reality is just another illusion.