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• As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the cartoons and comic strip
  -Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered....
• As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the cartoons and comic strip
  -Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered....
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• MaBell should love me, I pay their salary every month...
• Japanese Hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
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• 200 Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far away called his brother and told him, "Do something nice for Dad and send me the bill.
  Later, he got a bill for $200.00, which he paid....
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• This man had a parrot. This parrot knew only one sentence, which was "Let's make love.
  The parrot said it all the time, embarassing the owner to no end....