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  C. (Associated Press) After four years of legal wrangling, George W....
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• George Bush and Saddam Hussein decide to settle their differences in a civilized manner by discussing the matter.
  So they meet on neutral ground, midway between the swings and the sandbox, while all the little kids respectfully gather round....
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