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  It looks as if this campaign will be no different from most others: carp, carp, carp....
• FEMALE ANALYSIS Women--Chemical Analysis Eleme
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• Anyone who remembers the 60's...wasn't there.
• What Women Want In A Man: What Women Want in a Man, Original List (age 22) 1.
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• The Top 19 Signs Your Psychic Is a Phony 19> Keeps shaking black "crystal ball," then saying, "Ask again later.
  18> Tells you you're going to die but doesn't exactly know when or how....
• From a list of statistics in the September issue of Glamour Magazine.
  .. 1. Most marriages occur in June. The least number of marriages occur in January....
• If Mr. Mondale wants a woman veep who's well known and who has been close to the center of power he might ask Nancy Reagan.
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....