We have a new Miss America, though she'll get to serve barely a month. Uh,
let us rephrase that...
let us rephrase that...
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bartender,
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Hair.
Heads up, my fellow male Marchers.
Get ready to temporarily ride the new permanent wave... - A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane... - Tech Support Stories...
I had been doing Tech Support for Hewlett-Packard's DeskJet division for
about a month when I had a customer call with a problem I just couldn't
solve.
She could not print yellow. All the other colors would... - NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE
To the citizens of the United States of America,
In the light of your failure to elect a President of... - PAINT IT LIKE A COW
The Fair.
I hadn’t been to one of these:
“regional events, held annually, consisting of farm... - Sorry Republicans, this one's no joke
Dear Friends and relitives,
This was sent to by the actor Peter Coyote. Its a letter... - This is true. It seems that a colleague and myself are scheduled to
present a paper next month at an AI conference.
We've never heard of the conference nor did we write...
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that cause tooth decay.
Still, they taste better than fluoridated flossburgers... - Congress is back in session.
It must want to give delegates to the upcoming Republican... - Some experts say that to win Mr. Mondale needs a huge voter turnout of nearly
100 million people.
Maybe if he wore just one glove and promised to break... - The most recent figures show Gary Hart's campaign nearly $5 million in debt.
That's the kind of debt you almost have to be an ex... - The current best bet for a woman veep is Rep. Geraldine Ferraro of Queens.
Luckily for her she's not from Kings...
