Test-tube Triplets Were Born In Texas Recently--probably The Only State Where |z Mondale Is Under Pressure To Select A Southerner Or A Woman As A Running Mate.

Test-tube Triplets Were Born In Texas Recently--probably The Only State Where |z Mondale Is Under Pressure To Select A Southerner Or A Woman As A Running Mate.

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Test-tube triplets were born in Texas recently--probably the only state where
|z Mondale is under pressure to select a Southerner or a woman
as a running mate. Why not both in one? How about the queen of the New
Orleans' World's Fair?

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