Things You Really Don't Need To Know: ** The Average Human Eats Eight Spiders In Their Lifetime At Night.

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Things You Really Don't Need To Know:
** The average human eats eight spiders in their lifetime at night.
** The most common name in the world in Mohamed.
** A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
** A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
** A snail can sleep for three years.
** All polar bears are left handed.
** American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from
each salad served in first-class.
** Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
** Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child
reaches 2 to 6 years of age.
** Butterflies taste with their feet
** Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, dogs only have about 10.
** China has more English speakers than the United States.
** Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear any
pants.
** Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered
blood donors.
** Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
** February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full
moon.
** Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
** I am. is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
** If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would
stand seven feet, two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a
normal human's neck.
** If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would
never end because of the rate of reproduction.
** If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced
to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
** If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you will have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
** In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
** Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
** No word in the English language rhymes with month.
** On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
** One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers
in the 1930's lobbied against hemp farmers-they saw it as competition.
** Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never
stop growing.
** Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
people do.
** Shakespeare invented the words 'assassination' and 'bump'.
** Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
** Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
** The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
** The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth 2, moves only six inches for each
gallon of diesel that it burns.
** The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
** The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
squirt blood 30 feet.
** The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
** The name Wendy was made up for the book 'Peter Pan'.
** The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
** The words racecar and kayak are the same whether they are read left to
right or right to left.
** Women blink nearly twice as much as men. (guess they miss more...)
** You are more likely to be killed by a Champagne cork than by a poisonous
spider.

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