From What We Could Tell, The Delegates Kissed Fritz Mondale And Hoped He'd Change Into A Decent Frog Disguise.
From what we could tell, the delegates kissed Fritz Mondale and hoped he'd
change into a decent frog disguise.
Maybe Fritz Mondale could choose Jimmy Carter as a running mate.
Or has he given up the idea of revenge?...
If Fritz Mondale wants a real running mate, our suggestion, from what we saw on TV recently, would be Larry Bird or Cedric Maxwell of the Boston Celtics.
Sen. Lloyd Bentsen is getting lots of ink as a possible running mate for Fritz Mondale.
He's come a long way. We remember when he was just an aide to a governor on a TV show....
Maybe Fritz Mondale, under increasing pressure to pick a woman running mate, could satisfy everyone by naming Lee Hart.
How can Geraldine Ferraro help balance the ticket? Why, we bet Fritz Mondale outweighs her by 80 pounds.
An Aggie was driving through the streets of Fort Worth when he spotted a frog sitting by the side of the road.
The frog had long eye lashes and seemed to be batting it's eyes and smiling at him....
While looking for a Real Job (read: technical writing), I've been paying the bills doing medical transcription work.
I came across a book today called "The Empty Laugh Book" by the American Association for Medical Transcription, containing some of the funniest dictated and transcribed quotes from the world of medicine that I've ever encountered....
The vision from the floor must have been terrible. Delegates kept shouting "We want Hart!
when he was right there on the podium....
Gary Hart is under pressure to give in and support Fritz Mondale.
It would be a nice gesture, but is there time between now and November to take back everything he's said?...