We'll install an air bag in our car, but only if automatic seat belts are
required on all congressional seats.
required on all congressional seats.
Related:
- As we understand the new rules,
we won't have to have automatic seat belts or air... - Redundancy:
An air bag in a politician's car... - Airplane Humor
Here are some actual humorous statements by several airline flights crews.
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to... - Hilarious Flight Information from the Airline Employees
Occasionally,
airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight... - PAINT IT LIKE A COW
The Fair.
I hadn’t been to one of these:
“regional events, held annually, consisting of farm... - All cars might have to have air bags or automatic safety harnesses by 1990
under new federal rules.
We still think an easier answer would be to make cars... - A Synopsis of the Microsoft Car
At a recent computer expo (Comdex),
Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry... - FACTS ABOUT AMERICANS
FACTS ABOUT AMERICANS
From Harper's Index
Only 30% of us can flare our nostrils.
21% of us don't make our bed daily. 5% of us never... - If People Bought Cars Like They Buy Computers
General Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't know how to
drive,
because people don't buy cars like they buy computers...
From the same category:
- This was the 39th Democratic convention.
Which just proves that it used to be possible to get... - Let's see if we've got this: The GOP right is in the center of what's left of
what the moderates thought was right before many of them left because the center
moved too far right.
Right... - Gary Hart is under pressure to give in and support Fritz Mondale.
It would be a nice gesture, but is there time between... - It's almost game time and so far we don't know what
has been named Official Tax Loophole of the 1984 Summer... - If he's re-elected and serves a full second term, Mr.
Reagan will be almost 78 when he leaves office. By...
