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• Gerry Ferraro is proving a more exciting campaigner than Fritz Mondale.
  To have avoided that, Mr. Mondale would have had to run with, uh, Mr. Mondale....
• The big question facing Democrats now is whether Gerry Ferraro's coattails are long enough to carry Fritz Mondale into office with her.
• Gerry Ferraro says she and Fritz Mondale will prove the experts wrong. Not much of a challenge.
• Although picking Gerry Ferraro was a bold move for Mr.
  Mondale, an even bolder one would have been to pick Jane Wyman....
• This is an exciting choice," Fritz Mondale says of Gerry Ferraro.
  Well, relatively. More exciting than Lloyd Bentsen, but less than Dolly Parton....
• How can Geraldine Ferraro help balance the ticket? Why, we bet Fritz Mondale outweighs her by 80 pounds.
• Now that Jesse Jackson has endorsed Mr. Mondale, can we expect a press conference to announce that Gerry Ferraro has decided to do the same?
• Maybe Fritz Mondale, under increasing pressure to pick a woman running mate, could satisfy everyone by naming Lee Hart.
• From what we could tell, the delegates kissed Fritz Mondale and hoped he'd change into a decent frog disguise.