Man-made pollution has been deteriorating forests in the eastern U.S. for more
than 20 years, it's reported. It soon may be impossible to bark up the wrong
tree.
than 20 years, it's reported. It soon may be impossible to bark up the wrong
tree.
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- Careful what you wish for...
God created the mule, and told him, "You are mule.
You will work constantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads on your back.... - Butcher Dance
A guy has spent five years traveling all around the world making a
documentary on Native dances.
At the end of this time, he has every single native dance of every indigenous culture in the world on film.... - NEWS FLASH - Men And Women Are NOT Alike
Sure, you thought you already knew that.
But now we have proof! After countless hours of surveys and studies on the following topics, these facts have emerged... - I thought you'd all like to hear about the potential candidates meeting
with the Wizard of Oz.
.. First, President Bush went to see the Wizard and said, "Everyone says I have no compassion or feelings, I wish to have a Heart".... - TEXAS PHRASES:
** The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving
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Not overly-intelligent. ** Tighter than bark on a tree Translatio... - Here are some of my favorite jokes from the HBO special Jackie Mason
On Broadway.
Keep in mind that Jackie is a former rabbi. His father and two brothers are also rabbis.... - Proxy Fathers
The British Government's policy of socialized medicine has recently been
broadened to include a service called "Proxy Fathers".
Under the government plan, any married woman who is unable to become pregnant through the first five years of her marriage may request the service of a proxy father- a government employee who attempts to solve the couple's problem by impregnating the wife.... - MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX
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The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.... - The Wizard of Zone
Once upon a time in Depression-era Kansas there was a little
black boy named Zachary X (pronounced "ex" not "ten") who lived
on a farm.
He was an orphan, a cheap device to garner your sympathy....

