One day MR. GOODBAR wanted a BIT OF HONEY so he took Miss HERSHY behind
he POWERHOUSE OF 5TH AVENUE. He unstrapped her RESE CUPS and started
feeling her MOUNDS. This turned out to be pure ALMOND JOY. His BUTTERFINGERS
slipped down her MILKY WAY and she screamed OH HENRY and grabbed his
NUTTY BUDDY. The results of this was a BABE RUTH.
2 robbers from Puerto Rico felt that the Police were getting hot on their
trail, so they decided to move far away to Montreal and continue their
life of crime in the new city. Unfortunately they just did not quite
understand winter. They were arrested the morning after their first
break-in. The police just followed their footsteps in the snow from the
store to their house...
he POWERHOUSE OF 5TH AVENUE. He unstrapped her RESE CUPS and started
feeling her MOUNDS. This turned out to be pure ALMOND JOY. His BUTTERFINGERS
slipped down her MILKY WAY and she screamed OH HENRY and grabbed his
NUTTY BUDDY. The results of this was a BABE RUTH.
2 robbers from Puerto Rico felt that the Police were getting hot on their
trail, so they decided to move far away to Montreal and continue their
life of crime in the new city. Unfortunately they just did not quite
understand winter. They were arrested the morning after their first
break-in. The police just followed their footsteps in the snow from the
store to their house...
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