These political conventions make us realize what a lucky country this is. For
one thing, we never had to choose between Barry Goldwater and George McGovern in
the same race.
one thing, we never had to choose between Barry Goldwater and George McGovern in
the same race.
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we hope it's still somewhere between Mexico and Canada... - These political conventions haven't been bad as summer
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Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals
through his wallet.
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"I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was,
You'll never find anyone like me again. I'm thinking... - Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny .
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First, President Bush went to see the Wizard and said...
