- Q: How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?
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A: None. ("That's all right...I'll just sit here in... - Q: How many Polacks does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but you need 6000 Russian troops in case... - Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its... - Q: How many straight San Franciscans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Both of them... - Q: How many Carl Sagans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Billions and billions... - Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, one to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill... - Q: How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light... - Q: What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
A: You can unscrew a light bulb... - Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw it in and the other to say "Fabulous...
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