Q: What do the Pope and 7-UP have in common?
A: "Never had it, never will."
A: "Never had it, never will."
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Each year, the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to
try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of that year's incoming
freshmen.
Here's this year's list: 1. The people who are starting... - Men Are Like...
1. Men are like department stores..
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A: Nothing - yet ..... - Q: What do 40 battered women have in common?
A:
They don't listen... - The pope died. Like all good christians he went to heaven and knocked on
the door.
Peter opened. The pope said: "I'm the pope." Peter... - The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes
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1. Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain... - Q: What do Billy Graham and the Houston Oilers have in common?
A: They both can fill up the Astrodome, and in fifteen... - OK; here's the Sorority Girl joke list.
1. Q: What do you say to a sorority girl that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer." 2. Q: Why does a sorority...
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- Q: How do you drive Helen Keller crazy?
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Lock her in a room with stucco walls... - Q: Why did the stadium in Warsaw get torn down?
A:
Everywhere you sit, you sit behind a Pole... - Q: Did you hear how the Polish hockey team drowned?
A: Spring training... - Q: Did you hear about the Ethiopian who fell into a crocodile pit?
A: Before they could pull him out he ate three of them... - Q: Why is it illegal to kill flies in Poland?
A:
Because that's the national bird...
