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  A: They're the ones with the stretch marks on their lips....
• Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A: His lips are moving.
• How can you tell that an attorney is about to lie? His lips begin to move.
• Q: How can you spot the blind guy in a nudist colony? A: It's not hard.
• How can you tell the difference between an attorney lying dead in the road and a coyote lying dead in the road?
  With the coyote, you usually see skid marks....
• How can you tell a dead lawyer form a dead skunk lying in the middle of the road?
  There are skidmarks in front of the skunk....
• Massachusetts has the best politicians money can buy.