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  A: Lawyers accumulate frequent-flier points....
• Q: What's the difference between death and taxes? A
  Congress can't make death any worse than it is....
• What's the difference between lawyers and vultures? Lawyers accumulate frequent-flier points.
• Q: What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? A: Snowballs.
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  A: There are skid marks in front of the dog. Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?...
• Q: What is the difference between a duck ? A: One leg is both the same.
• Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The bucket.
• Q: What's the difference between a fox and a dog? A: Five drinks.