Q: What is the difference between a University and a Polytechnic?
A: At a Polytechnic they teach you to wash your hands after going to the
toilet. At a University they teach you not to p*ss on your hands in
the first place.
A: At a Polytechnic they teach you to wash your hands after going to the
toilet. At a University they teach you not to p*ss on your hands in
the first place.
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