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• Q: What is the difference between a University, a Polytechnic, and a College ?
  A: When a lecturer walks into a class and says "Good Morning", at a University the students say "Good Morning" back, at a Polytechnic they ignore him, and at a College they write it down....
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• Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a toilet?
  A: A toilet doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you use it!...
• There was this young boy coming of age and his father wanted to show him the facts of life.
  So he gave him 20 bucks and sent him down to the local brothel to have a good time....
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
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• Even though a fellow was late for his flight, he dashed into the airport men's room, pissed,and quickly headed for the door.
  At one of the sinks a Marine sergeant was washing his hands....
• The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes ----------------------------------- 12/15/92 Q
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• Q: What's the difference between meat and fish? A: If you beat your fish, your fish will die.
• Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a lawyer?
  A: You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline....