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  "A:" One and a half. "A:" Two - but they are very tiny....
• Q:" How many Pygmies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" At least three. Note: Think height!...
• Q: How many Pygmies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: At least three. (Notes: think height!)...
• Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two. (Hint: they are small enough to fit inside)...
• Q:" How many Hinayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - One to screw in the light bulb, and one to not screw in the light bulb....
• Q:" How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - One to screw it in and the other to say "Fabulous!" (or "It's to die!")...
• Q:" How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - one to screw it in, and a second to hand our leaflets....
• Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two. One to screw it in and the other to say "Fabulous....