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• Q: Why does Dolly Parton have such a small waist? A: Nothing grows in the shade.
• Q: How can you spot Dolly Pardon's children in a crowd?
  A: They're the ones with the stretch marks on their lips....
• Q: Which is better, Dolly Pardon's bra or Princess Di's douchebag?
  A: The latter: A royal flush always beats a pair....
• Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley who lived inside a famous movie actor.
  Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do pushups and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the other sperm just lay around on their fat asses not doing a thing....
• ENTER DATA, ENAMORATA Back into the fray. Thanks to all who sent along best wishes at the outset of my vacation.
  Now, as you rejoin the ranks and the column moves out into another fiscal front, let’s get those shoulders back, chests out, stomachs in and tongues in cheek....
• While driving through a small town in Old Mexico, an American tourist blew out a tire.
  It was during the siesta, so when he arrived at the gas station a sign hanging in the door announced that the station was "Closed, come back soon!...
• The time has come,The Walrus said,to talk of many things.