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• Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no eye deer.
• What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
• What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no idea!
• What do you call a deer with no eyes? Have no ideer.
• So a mathematician, an engineer, and a physicist are out hunting together.
  They spy a *deer in the woods. The physicist calculates the velocity of the deer and the effect of gravity on the bullet, aims his rifle and fires....
• Q: What's the difference between Beernuts and deer nuts?
  A: Beernuts cost around thirty five cents, deer nuts are just under a buck....
• How they knew it was a deer: The physicist observed that it behaved in a deer-like manner, so it must be a deer.
  The mathematician asked the physicist what it was, thereby reducing it to a previously solved problem....
• So a mathematician, an engineer, and a physicist are out hunting together.
  They spy a *deer in the woods. The physicist calculates the velocity of the deer and the effect of gravity on the bullet, aims his rifle and fires....