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• S H U T T L E J O K E S Q: Did you know that Christa McAuliffe was blue eyed?
  A: One blew left and one blew right. Q: What were Christa McAuliffe's last words?...
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• Q: What did Christie McAuliffe say to her husband before the launch?
  A: "You feed the dog, I'll feed the fish"....
• Q: What was Christie McAuliffe going to bring back for her students?
  A: A blow-up poster of the shuttle....
• Q: What were the last words of Mr. Ed, the talking horse?
  A: "A corpse is a corpse, of horse, of horse....
• Q: What were Anne Boleyn's last words? A: "'Tis better to give head, than to lose head.
• Q: Did you know that Christie McAuliffe had blue eyes? A: One blew this way...one blew that way.
• Q: Did you hear that Christie McAuliffe changed her subject?
  A: She used to teach math, but now she's history....
• Q: Where did Christie McAuliffe spend her winter vacation? A: All over Florida.