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• Its hard being BLUE.
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  The place was hopping with music and dancing, until people saw the pastor....
• Once upon a time, a woman complained to her doctor that she and her husband never had sex anymore.
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• Aphorisms: ***** Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
  Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either....
• Q: Have you heard about the next generation of Scandinavians? A: Blond eyes and Blue hair.