A simple yet effective joke for all seasons...
Fill the sugar bowl with salt...
Mmmmm...sure makes them wheaties/coffee/etc taste good !
Fill the sugar bowl with salt...
Mmmmm...sure makes them wheaties/coffee/etc taste good !
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- You take the top off the standard sugar dispenser found at restaraunts
around the country.
You place a single layer of paper napkin over the ... - BEST CHOCOLATE RUM CAKE EVER
Ingredients:
1 or 2 quarts Rum 1 Tbsp Soda
1 Cup Butter 1/2 Cup Cocoa
1 Tbsp Sugar Lemon Juice
2 Large Eggs Brown Sugar
1 Cup Dried Fruit Nuts
Baking Powder
Befor you start,
sample the rum to check for quality. Good, isn't it... - HOLIDAY FRUITCAKE RECIPE
You will need the following:
A cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large brown eggs... - Fight Office Boredom!
Page yourself over the intercom.
(Don't disguise your voice.) Find out where your... - Humorous Helpful Hints:
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ENGLISH:
I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street... - WISCONSIN-ISMS
A handy guide to the English language as spoken in Dairyland.
A careful study of these terms is recommended before... - This is a very simple trick, but you'd be surprised just how effective it is.
When the victim is sleeping, make a shallow paper tray...
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around the country.
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