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• You take the top off the standard sugar dispenser found at restaraunts around the country.
  You place a single layer of paper napkin over the opening in the glass part, then put salt on top of that....
• BEST CHOCOLATE RUM CAKE EVER Ingredients: 1 or 2 quarts Rum 1 Tbsp Soda 1 Cup Butter 1/2 Cup Cocoa 1 Tbsp Sugar Lemon Juice 2 Large Eggs Brown Sugar 1 Cup Dried Fruit Nuts Baking Powder Befor you sta
  ample the rum to check for quality. Good, isn't it?...
• HOLIDAY FRUITCAKE RECIPE You will need the following
  A cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large brown eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of salt, a cup of brown sugar, lemon juice, nuts, and a bottle of whiskey....
• Fight Office Boredom! Page yourself over the intercom.
  (Don't disguise your voice.) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits....
• Humorous Helpful Hints: ** Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.
  ** Use a meat baster to "squeeze" your pancake batter onto the hot griddle and you'll get perfectly shaped pancakes every time....
• Signs That You May Be Canadian... ** You understand the phrase, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine" ** You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars.
  ** You drink pop, not soda. ** This doesn't bother you at all....
• Here are my categories, with examples (his): ENGLISH
  I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out....
• WISCONSIN-ISMS A handy guide to the English language as spoken in Dairyland.
  A careful study of these terms is recommended before attempting conversation with the native cheese-heads....
• This is a very simple trick, but you'd be surprised just how effective it is.
  When the victim is sleeping, make a shallow paper tray and scotch tape it to his door AND to the door frame near the knob....