Allow me to be the first to recommend an excellent book of *really*
nasty revenge getters. It's called "Getting Even: the complete book
of Dirty Tricks" (in 2 volumes, I believe) Unfortunately, I don't
have my copy here, so I can't give the author's name, but I think
it (they?) was published by Paladin Press.
It contains real gems for all occasions. (mad at the landlord that
evicted you? seal the apartment after introducing 10-15 cats and
plenty of food/water)
Warning: most of these dirty tricks are *really* nasty, don't use
these on people you might have to deal with in the future.
nasty revenge getters. It's called "Getting Even: the complete book
of Dirty Tricks" (in 2 volumes, I believe) Unfortunately, I don't
have my copy here, so I can't give the author's name, but I think
it (they?) was published by Paladin Press.
It contains real gems for all occasions. (mad at the landlord that
evicted you? seal the apartment after introducing 10-15 cats and
plenty of food/water)
Warning: most of these dirty tricks are *really* nasty, don't use
these on people you might have to deal with in the future.
Related:
- The responses below mention the following works (a few added):
A Random Walk in Science - R.L. Weber and E. Mendoza... - I think I have one of these books. It is by George Heyduke (Hayduke?).
When I read it, I was practically overcome with mirth... - Announcing the:
1988
REC.HUMOR.FUNNY
Computer Network Humour
Annual
I often get requests for back-jokes out of rec.humor.funny,
so I have gathered together over 600 of the better... - Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny .
Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I... - W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<<<
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while... - Federal Aviation Administration,
Washington, D.C.
Gentlemen:
I was asked to make a written statement concerning... - Federal Aviation Agency,
Washington 25, D.C.
Gentlemen:
I was asked to make a written statement concerning... - Jerk!
Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone
call I had to make.
I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely... - First Date Advice
Things Not To Say On A First Date:
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From the same category:
- Preface: The person that this is played on must be someone who really
deserves it because it takes several people to pull off.
He must also live on the first floor of his dorm.... - One prank I haven't seen listed yet is the one I used to do at summer
camp and the college dorm.
Take the top off the toilet tank. Inside, there is... - I guess I am too restrained to perpetrade anything that might get
the victim shot by the cops,
or committ credit card fraud in the process. But... - One of my favorite practical jokes is to get a somewhat long
spool of rope,
and when walking down the street ( acting official... - A friend of mine, "BUX", recounts a tale of mirth caused to by two bored
hackers on a PDP/11 running RSTS/E.
They wrote a program which wandered around the system...
