Is this seat empty?
Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Related:
- Q: What do you call a planeload of lawyers that goes down at sea with one
seat empty?
A: A Damn shame!!!... - A couple decide to see a movie. They arrive just before show time and
the theater is quite full.
As they walk down the aisle and their eyes adjust... - Great Female Comebacks
Man: Haven't we met before?
Woman:
Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic. Man: Haven't... - Great female comebacks to bad pickup lines:
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman:
"Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic." Man:... - Remember: Spell Check your jokes, and include a one line signature at most.
From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000... - ANOTHER WAR STORY
A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for three
months when he was finally given a week of R&R.
He caught a supply boat to a supply base in the south... - Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny .
Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I... - Q: What is the definition of a "crying shame"?
A:
There was an empty seat... - Yugo A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a
Rolls-Royce.
The driver of the Yugo rolls down his window and shouts...
From the same category:
- Your body is like a temple.
Sorry,
there are no services today... - Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Yeah,
that's why I don't go there anymore... - I would go to the end of the world for you.
Yes,
but would you stay there... - May I see you pretty soon?
Don't you think I'm pretty now... - I can tell that you want me.
Yes,
I want you to leave...
