May I see you pretty soon?
Don't you think I'm pretty now?
Don't you think I'm pretty now?
Related:
- Gee, you don't sweat much for a fat chick.
You look more beautiful than Nurse Chapel.
Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?... - Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's paper. Little Johnny: I hope you didn't, too.
- A NEW YEAR’S ADAM ON CHRISTMAS EVE, BUD
Beginnings end.
..and endings begin. That’s either a Biblical paraphrase or a Microsoft credo.... - Men, Translated
"I'm going fishing."
Really means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a
stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.
"It's a guy thing." Really means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.... - Federal Aviation Agency,
Washington 25, D.C.
Gentleme
I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday.... - Federal Aviation Administration,
Washington, D.C.
Gentleme
I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday.... - I may make you feel, but I can't make you think.
- Sure, I'd love to play," says George, "but I may be about ten minutes
late, so wait for me.
"Yeah, sounds great," says George. "But I may be about ten minutes late, so wait for me....

