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• We're only immortal--for a limited time. -- Neil Pea
• NaCl + H2O = Alien Spot Remove
• What do you call an Irishman with no lower legs? Neil.
• Q: What do you call a man with no legs? A: Neil
• Aw hell, just once I'd like to see Picard KILL the alien!
• Ah, Satan sees Natasha.
• Camus sees sumac.
• Sh, Tom sees moths.
• I can't come to the phone now because alien beings are eating my brain.
  Leave a message anyway, and after the alien beings assume my shape, one of them will get back to you....