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  o if I were to pick up the phone right now, the resulting energy release would make Hiroshima look like a wet firecracker....
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  o if I were to pick up the phone right now, the resulting energy release would make Hiroshima look like a wet firecracker....
• My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.
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  A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here....
• Must have good Australian accent] G'day mate. Can't come to the phone now because I'm a bit tied up with this crocodile.
  Just leave a message, and I'll get back to you....
• First Date Advice Things Not To Say On A First Date
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