Lowery's Law: If It Jams - Force It. If It Breaks, It Needed Replacing Anyway.
If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing.
If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
Beyond Murphy's Law!: You've heard of Murphy's Law, Everything that can go wrong will.
.. at the worst possible time and in the worst possible way....
Murphy's Military Laws 1. You are not superman.
2. If it's stupid but works, it isnt stupid. 3....
Anthony's Law of Force: Don't force it - get a bigger hammer.
Anthony's Law of Force: Don't force it; get a larger hammer.
Rudin's Law: In crises that force people to choose among alternative courses of action, most people will choose the worst one possible.
Editors Note: Here it is folks, the oneliner file.
Over the past year, I have received several short submissions that were mildly funny, but not quite good enough or topical enough to merit their own posting....