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• Lowery's Law: If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
• If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
• Beyond Murphy's Law!: You've heard of Murphy's Law, Everything that can go wrong will.
  .. at the worst possible time and in the worst possible way....
• Murphy's Military Laws 1. You are not superman.
  2. If it's stupid but works, it isnt stupid. 3....
• Hawkin's Theory of Progress: Progress does not consist of replacing a theory that is wrong with one that is right.
  It consists of replacing a theory that is wrong with one that is more subtly wrong....
• Hmmm, the Force is strong in this one
• May the FORCE be with you
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