If It Jams - Force It. If It Breaks, It Needed Replacing.
If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing.
Lowery's Law: If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
Beyond Murphy's Law!: You've heard of Murphy's Law, Everything that can go wrong will.
.. at the worst possible time and in the worst possible way....
Murphy's Military Laws 1. You are not superman.
2. If it's stupid but works, it isnt stupid. 3....
Hawkin's Theory of Progress: Progress does not consist of replacing a theory that is wrong with one that is right.
It consists of replacing a theory that is wrong with one that is more subtly wrong....
Hmmm, the Force is strong in this one
May the FORCE be with you
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