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• Military Laws:1. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.
  Murphy's Military Laws:2. No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy....
• If the enemy is in range, SO ARE YOU.
• Money can't buy friendship, but it can get you a better class of enemy.
• Serviceman's Rulebook 1. You are not a superman.
  2. If it's stupid but works, it's not stupid....
• Q: Why should you stick a baby in a blender feet first?
  A: So you can see the expression on its face....
• Nowhere man can you see me - at all??
• The High Plains... you can see farther and see less...
• Well," snarled the tough old sergeant to the bewildered private.
  I suppose after you get discharged from the Army, you'll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and spit on my grave....