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• Serviceman's Rulebook 1. You are not a superman.
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• Military Laws:1. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.
  Murphy's Military Laws:2. No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy....
• Never sleep with anyone weirder than you ...
• Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
• Murphy's Military Laws 1. You are not superman.
  2. If it's stupid but works, it isnt stupid. 3....
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  One night the witch room mate returned to find that all six calendars in his room were set to October, and there was a pentagram of pencils on his desk....
• Never eat more than you can lift.
• Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?