The further you are in advance of your own positions, the more likely your artillery will shoot short.
Related:
- Military Laws:1.
Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.
Murphy's Military Laws:2. No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy.... - If your advance is going well, you are walking into an ambush.
- Serviceman's Rulebook
1. You are not a superman.
2. If it's stupid but works, it's not stupid.... - The further away from home you are the harder your pecker gets.
- YOU MAY BE AN ENGINEER
26) If you thought the concoction ET used to phone home was stupid
27) If you ever burned down the gymnasium with your Science Fair project
28) If you are currently gathering the components to build your own nuclear
reactor
29) If you own one or more white short-sleeve dress shirts
30) If you have never backed-up your hard drive
31) If you are aware that computers are actually only good for playing game
but are afraid to say it out loud 32) If you truly believe aliens are living among us 33) If you have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance 34) If you have ever purchased an electronic appliance "as-is" 35) If you see a good design and still have to change it 36) If the salespeople at Circuit City can't answer any of your questions 37) If you still own a slide rule and you know how to work it 38) If the thought that a CD could refer to finance or music never enters your mind 39) If you own a set of itty-bitty screw drivers, but you don't remember where they are 40) If you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile tires 41) If you have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you own turns bread into charcoal 42) If you have more toys than your kids 43) If you need a checklist to turn on the TV 44) If you have introduced your kids by the wrong name 45) If your wife thinks your taste in ties is bizarre 46) If you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work 47) If your I.... - May the wind behind you always be your own.
- The hard disk you save may be your ow
- Agent Selection Inside the CIA
A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin.
These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position....
