YOU MAY BE AN ENGINEER 26) If You Thought The Concoction ET Used To Phone Home Was Stupid 27) If You Ever Burned Down The Gymnasium With Your Science Fair Project 28) If You Are Currently Gathering The Components To Build Your Own Nuclear Reactor 29) If You Own One Or More White Short-sleeve Dress Shirts 30) If You Have Never Backed-up Your Hard Drive 31) If You Are Aware That Computers Are Actually Only Good For Playing Game

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26) If you thought the concoction ET used to phone home was stupid
27) If you ever burned down the gymnasium with your Science Fair project
28) If you are currently gathering the components to build your own nuclear
29) If you own one or more white short-sleeve dress shirts
30) If you have never backed-up your hard drive
31) If you are aware that computers are actually only good for playing games,
but are afraid to say it out loud
32) If you truly believe aliens are living among us
33) If you have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance
34) If you have ever purchased an electronic appliance "as-is"
35) If you see a good design and still have to change it
36) If the salespeople at Circuit City can't answer any of your questions
37) If you still own a slide rule and you know how to work it
38) If the thought that a CD could refer to finance or music never enters your
39) If you own a set of itty-bitty screw drivers, but you don't remember where
they are
40) If you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile
41) If you have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you own
turns bread into charcoal
42) If you have more toys than your kids
43) If you need a checklist to turn on the TV
44) If you have introduced your kids by the wrong name
45) If your wife thinks your taste in ties is bizarre
46) If you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work
47) If your I.Q. number is bigger than your weight
48) If the microphone or visual aids at a meeting don't work and you rush up
to the front to fix it
49) If you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary
50) If you have memorized the program schedule for the Discovery channel and
have seen most of the shows already