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• Q: How do we know there is a Polish Mafia? A: They found two men with their heads tied together and shot through the hands.
• Q: How do you cure a Jewish woman of nymphomania? A: Marry he
• Q: How do we know girls aren't made of sugar and spice? A: Because they taste like anchovies.
• Q: Do you know why Nancy Reagan is always on top? A: Because Ronnie only knows how to screw up.
• Jewish Jokes What bites but doesn't swallow? A Jewish girl.
  Do you know how copper wire was invented? Two Jews found the same penny....
• Most language is spoken language, and most words, once they are uttered, vanish forever into the air.
  But such is not the case with language spoken during courtroom trials, for there exists an army of courtroom reporters whose job it is to take down and preserve every statement made during the proceedings....
• Q: How do you get 50 Jewish people in a car? A: Throw a dime inside.
  Q: How do you get 50 germans in a car? A: Throw a Jewish person inside....
• Q: Why did God make man first? A: Because he didn't want to be told how to do it.
• Q: How do you stop a Jewish girl from fucking you? A: Marry her.